Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Tuesday, 27 of January , 2009 at 12:19 am
1. I’ve never hit a patron of an establishment in which I was working, or an employee of the establishment for that matter. Hell, I’ve never hit ANYONE in an establishment in which I was working!
2. I’ve never puked in an establishment in which I was working, other than in the bathroom.
3. I’ve never had sexual relations of any kind in a place that I was working (and no, quick gropes down the front of someone’s pants do not count, nor do a fast fondle of a slicked-up stripper that’s wiggling his ding-a-ling in your face).
4. I’ve never passed out in the establishment in which I was working (I’ve always made it to the car before that, hallelujah).
5. Finally, and most important to recent events, I’ve never, ever deliberately pissed on the carpet in the dressing room in which I was working.
Some of you might understand, some of you might not, but I just wanted to put it out for public consumption. I might be a rotten cunt sometimes, I may even be getting older and not as interesting as I once was. But I still have some kind of simple decent respect.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Friday, 22 of August , 2008 at 5:59 pm
Oooooh I just LOVE this!
Particularly piquant for me is the suggestion that a person’s religion is a accident of birth in most cases. A very very interesting theory, one which I find pretty damn accurate.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Sunday, 13 of July , 2008 at 11:06 am
An explanation on meaning:
1) The number 37 is my lucky number. It has been my lucky number since I was about 12 or 13. My brother, who is 11 years my junior, would hear my mother telling me to be home by a certain time, such as 7:30 or 10:00 and, being only 3 or 4 years old at the time, he would always tell me to “Be home at 37″ which is the equivalent of saying “Be home on time.” for a 3 or 4 year old. After the first time he said that, 37 showed up in everything I did. I’m wondering if 37 is the age I’ll be when I kick off from this Valley of Tears. Creepy…
2) The brass plate concept is a nod to the character Tik-Tok, the Mechanical Man from the movie “Return to Oz.” (For those of you that are movie fans, this movie is Fairuza Balk’s first film. She’s the gal that played the bad crazy witch in “The Craft.”)
3) The location (my left breast-icle) is tribute to a song by one of my favorite bands, Pixies. There is a song by Pixies called “No. 13 Baby” from the album “Doolittle.” One the lines of the song is
Black tear fallin’ on my lazy queen
Gotta tattoo tit
Say number 13
Obviously, I opted for 37 instead of 13 since 37 is my lucky number (and, let’s face it, 13 is rather cliche these days).
For the record, I feel like someone has taken a meat tenderizer to my boob. FOUR HOURS of being poked and jabbed for my first tattoo… just my luck.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Wednesday, 13 of February , 2008 at 6:02 pm
FINALLY! After all this time, those dipshits at the Westminster Kennel Club (or the Inbreeding Animal Farm, as I would prefer it to be called) finally figured out that the beagle is indeed THE dog. Ch K-Run’s Park Me In First, better known as Uno, was the FIRST beagle to win the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Tuesday, 13 of November , 2007 at 10:49 pm
So the weekend of Miss Ohio Gay Pride is officially over, thank god. I’m sure it’s a good time, but it’s more work than a good time and I’m thoroughly exhausted (and I only managed to tie for 7th, which means obviously I didn’t do enough work. Woosh.) At any rate, I’ll reserve my commentary on outcome until I’ve seen my own score sheets in a week or so. I will say that I do agree with the winner of the pageant. Hers was a clean and consistent package, and that’s what wins pageants.
As for myself…
Photos of my evening wear can be found here.
My personal favorite.
And a video of my talent can be found right here.
Thankfully, my on-stage question and answer isn’t around yet.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Wednesday, 31 of October , 2007 at 6:10 pm
As of this date, due to complete lack of management communication as well as personal issues with the owner, I have officially resigned my position as a Saturday night hostess at Club Masque. Feel free to comment as necessary, but behave or I will delete it.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Sunday, 7 of October , 2007 at 9:49 pm
The first of many, this video is from last Sat. night during my last number (my poor hair… it went all drooped in the front from all the heat. Who the hell told October it could be so damn hot this year!).
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Thursday, 13 of September , 2007 at 10:58 pm
So it’s been a minute. Get over yourself, you’ll live without my words of bewilderment.
First cab off the ranks would be my sojourn back into the world of pageantry. As some of you know (since you were there) I am the newly crowned Miss Dayton Gay Pride 2007-2008. The pageant happened Sunday, Sept. 2 and I competed against my very dear sister, Alana Reign. The two of us will move forward in November to Miss Ohio Gay Pride, happening Nov. 9, 10, and 11 at Axis nightclub.
A quick word on the pageantry that I’ve jumped into… I haven’t done (real) pageants in almost a decade, because I disagree with the concept of putting myself up for five or seven strangers to judge me based mostly on their own opinions and experiences. However, I’ve known people involved in this system for many years now, and have become very close friends with a former Miss Ohio Gay Pride. I’ve come to find that the system is fair and based on definitive outlined rules. Additionally, once you win the state title, you don’t go on to a national competition. This means no taking a week’s vacation from my day job to go on and work my night job in a far off state where I have to pay for a hotel room. Onward and upward…
Second topic: A new movie. Friday October 12th you will find me sitting a movie theater watching the second installation of one of my absolute favorite movies. That movie would be Elizabeth, The Golden Age. I could’ve just widdled myself when I found out!
Next we shall discuss the coming of Ms. D. Meanor to YouTube. Recently, my darling Lil’ Aaron pointed out that there are very few videos of me on YouTube, which he considered odd seeing as I have my own DVD full of old videos of myself. He suggested taking all the various and sundry videos from the DVD and putting them on YouTube, to which I would have been happy to comply if I only had my DVD. I lost the original DVD file that I had on my computer when I was cleaning out old files and the last copy of the DVD was in Lil’ Aaron’s hot little hands. Being the good boy he is, he shipped the DVD to me to scalp and put online. Keep your eyes peeled, they’ll be out there soon!
And last (definitely least exciting for me), let us alight upon the topic of dermatology. For years, I’ve had a spot of dry skin show up here and there, and always assumed it was eczema, as my parents suffer from eczema and dry skin also. Additionally, it’s no surprise that I’d have dry skin, since I routinely peel off several layers with a razor when I shave. So I go to the dermatologist, he looks me over and decides I have streptoccocil psoriasis. To make a long story short (too late) psoriasis is thought to be genetic and generally very mild (like mine in the past several years, but does flare up with a catalyst of some kind, such as stress (ie an upcoming pageant), excessive alcohol (ie thank you new bartender Brian), smoking (ie picked it back up in June after a 3 year stint without them) or an infection, such as a strep infection (ie strep throat, although strep infections can come in various differing kinds). And if it’s going to flare up it generally does so between the ages of 30 and 40. Happy motherfuckin 31st birthday to me.
The physician’s solution is to treat any lurking strep infection with antibiotics and treat the psoriasis flare with methotrexate (to treat the psoriasis). Now let’s talk about that methotrexate… the medicine lowers your immune system. Low doses are used to treat psoriasis (which is essentially an overreaction of the immune system), mid-doses are used to treat arthritis (including psoriatic (psoriasis-related) arthritis) and high doses are used to treat cancer, as in chemotherapy! Wonderful right? I’ve been assured my hair won’t fall out though. There are however a few issues that might cause problems…
First, no prolonged exposure to sunlight, the fake or real kind. Not that big of a problem really, as I don’t go into the daylight that often. Second, and this is the BIG one, no liquor at all. It can put me into a coma while I’m on the methotrexate. So if you see me at the bar, buy me a water (don’t bother with soda, I have to cut back on caffeine too). PEW.
On a final note, just to quash any foul-mouths before they spew their supercilious dribble… psoriasis is NOT contagious or dangerous. It’s a simple skin illness that just happens to look kinda creppy. Kinda like me. If it were contagious, Aaron would be covered in it too and he doesn’t have a single blemish, the lucky shithead.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Wednesday, 11 of July , 2007 at 5:12 pm
I’m so excited that I could just “shit in [my] drag queen panties,” as the email telling me about this new album so eloquently put it. My most favorite person ever, Siouxsie Sioux, is releasing a new album later this year. The album is actually by The Creatures, which consists of Siouxsie, her husband Budgie, and various others. According to The Creatures/Siouxsie website.:
Siouxsie’s new album is to be called “Mantaray” and is released on September 10th 2007, it features the new single “Into A Swan” (which is released digitally on 13th August and on CD, 7″ and other formats on August 27th). Other track titles include About To Happen, Here Comes That Day, and Drone Zone.
SEPTEMBER! I can’t wait that long!! I can’t even wait til Aug. for the single! Thankfully, my darling little punkin’ butt Aaron (that’s Lil Aaron, not husband Aaron), who is the one that emailed me about this in the first place, also included T H I S !!! Go watch it NOW! I’ll wait…
It was worth it, wasn’t it? I think I’ve watched it about 12-13 times now. Holy crapola I love Siouxsie!!!!
Super special kissy thanks to Lil Aaron for notifying me! Love ya darlin!
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Monday, 25 of June , 2007 at 11:13 am
Well, this weekend served to prove to me that I still detest the city of Columbus. It’s a stinking pit, and I’ll leave it at that. The less I have to remember about that place the better.
On the plus side, while coming back from Columbus I got word that my new promo pictures were ready. I had a photo shoot done out in Glen Helen (a local nature preserve) recently, and my darling friend John (visit him at http://www.johngebhardt.net/ to see a selection of his beautiful work) did a bang-up job on these pictures, as he always does. I’ll have a gallery of all the photos up sooner or later, along with various and sundry other pictures, but in the meantime here’s a little taste of the woodland spread that John did for me.
Shameless plug: Go visit John and Wade at their new coffee shop! It’s in Fairborn, right on Main St., and is called “Signatures”. You can visit on the web here. While you’re there you can check out Fiffe-Eli Salon right across the street, which is where yours truly gets her “hair did”.
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