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I am ABSOLUTELY revolted! I’ve always found the “Republican” party to be disgusting filth, but this time they’ve taken the cake. (Please keep in mind, I’m talking about the current party, not the original one. The current one is a pale, tepid imitation of the original party.)

Republicans see long-term victory in defeat on stimulus plan.

To sum it up, the “Republicans” are now saying no to anything proposed to them by anyone other than their own party strictly on principal. It has NOTHING to do with what might be good for the country, the only thing they’re interested in is what is good for them! Their only purpose is to regain lost territory, politically. Why, so they can fuck our economy’s dead corpse??

Of particular note in the article… “Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.) suggested last week that the party is learning from the disruptive tactics of the Taliban, and the GOP these days does have the bravado of an insurgent band that has pulled together after a big defeat to carry off a quick, if not particularly damaging, raid on the powers that be.” The Taliban!!! THE FUCKING TALIBAN!!! The Republican party is now taking pages from the terrorist organization which they were so vehemently against in the first place!!!!!!

It isn’t that they’re blocking the stimulus package that disgusts me (although that’s reason enough for disgust), it’s the fact that they’re blatantly doing it for political gain AND bragging about it!!!

This is what happens when your political party takes its lead from a goddamn arrogant, rude, piggish, asshole of a radio talk show host!! OH how I hate that man!

According to this news story from the BBC, Dec 10th (today) was the “Day without Gay” protest. My problem with this is that, to my knowledge, no one but a few people in California knew about it!!

Yes, I understand that it’s similar to the email forwards we all got calling for people to not get gas on such and such a day in protest of the high gas prices. However, this has pointed out the major flaw in almost every “gay” campaign I’ve ever seen: there is NO unity of purpose in the slightest bit.

If there were unity, there would’ve been pamphlets in the mail, commercials on TV, ads galore on the internet… I just don’t get it. While i’ve heard plenty of people theorize about it and how effective it COULD be, this is the first time I heard about it actually happening and I didn’t hear about it until TODAY! What the hell???

A perfect example of what unification can do (as is pointed out quiet frequently by my husband) is Ohio’s recent Nazi efforts. I refer to the ban on gay marriage as well as the ban on smoking. The marriage ban was so effectively passed because the churches preached it from their pulpits and the terrified people who are convinced that society will crumble if Jane and Joan get married UNITED. There were of course many other factors in that particular one, but still, unification was the underlying reason.

As for the smoking ban, again, the people that were so boneheaded that they insist on taking away personal freedoms and hand over the wheel of the car that is their life to the government banded together to tell us all how second-hand smoke kills! (Could anyone provide a proven, blind clinical study showing that it does?? Trust me, I work in the healthcare industry and I know ALL about those studies. I’ve never even HEARD of one.)

So once again, the gays, who can’t even settle themselves to decide what color the sky is and which way is up, have fucked up. PEW I SAY! PEW! Makes me ashamed to be a gay!

The most vile, hate-filled, disgusting, vicious, rotten, nasty, unpleasant, bad, disagreeable, horrible, dreadful, abominable, atrocious, offensive, obnoxious, odious, unsavory, repulsive, disgusting, distasteful, loathsome, hateful, nauseating, sickening, disgraceful, appalling, sorry, shameful, dishonorable, execrable, heinous, abhorrent, deplorable, monstrous, iniquitous, nefarious, depraved, debased, contemptible, despicable, reprehensible, gross, godawful, lowdown, cunt (indeed, I believe that she is the embodiment of that powerful word!) to walk the planet at this time is none other than most-pitiful-excuse-of-an-”author”-ever Ann Coulter.

For those who are unaware of who this positively hellish woman is, consider yourselves truly blessed by some higher power to have been able to avoid her noxious spew.

To call her an extreme conservative is to be seriously nonchalant about her behavior. To my mind, and many others that I know (who are liberals, moderates and conservatives), she is the very same type of extremist that has created the current politically/religiously charged situation that has taken us to war half way around the world.

She is rude, to the point where it has even been misconstrued as sarcasm or a farce. Trust that she is neither sarcastic nor farcical. She is completely serious about everything she says and believes which makes her even more unbelievable, taking into the consideration what she says and believes.

She is misogynistic, which is a true talent, as well as misanthropic . (The definition of “misogynistic” can be found here, the definition of “misanthropic” here.)

And currently, it is reported that she had to have had to have her jaw wired shut!! Praise every being that despises piggish cunts! Currently there isn’t any factional account as to why she had to have it wired shut, so one could only assume that either someone was attempting to do humankind a favor and pushed her down the stairs or that she finally lipped off to the wrong person and they gave her a good right hook to the jaw.

Of course, the down side is that now she has more time to write what she would refer to as a book (while the rest of the civilized world would call it the mad ravings of someone in need of serious mental health assistance). Then again, I’m sure they can be recycled into something useful, such as toilet paper or paper towels.

**Caveat** I did say there may be a god, but I still doubt it… unless tomorrow morning I wake to find that Rush Limbaugh has been found dead, with a four-foot dildo shoved up his bunghole after snorting coke, having been gang-banged by illegal mexican immigrant boys while under a wall sized altar to President-elect Obama. THEN I would most definitely believe in a god of some sort.

Last night, the old man and I, with another couple, went all the way to Bradford, Ohio (i.e. Bumfuck Nowhere!!) for their annual Bradford Pumpkin Show. Now, I’d called my parents to see if they’d ever been and was assured that it was one of the larger festivals in the area, that they’d always enjoyed it, lots of fun, blah blah.

One of the gimmicks for the festival is that one of the local charities sells bags of confetti, which everyone then throws all over each other. (The fact that the festival even has a No Confetti Night should have been my first clue that this wasn’t going to be the best of times!)

The result is several days (if not weeks) of cleaning up the confetti. But that wasn’t my problem with the festival. The confetti concept has been going on so long now that by the end of our stroll through the festival, I felt like I’d walked down a beach. The confetti on the ground was that thick. Once again though, that wasn’t my problem. IN THEORY, the confetti throwing is a wonderful idea… everyone having fun, lots of pretty confetti like snow in the air and sand on the beach, etc etc.

The problem: 94% of the “people” (and I use that term very loosely) at the festival were 1) of the average age of 16-17 years old; 2) ignorant, backwards redneck hillbillies (and I’ll never understand why anyone would think being a redneck hillbilly is something to be proud of! I come from a whole family of them and I just don’t get why it’s now “the in thing” to be raging proud of the fact that you’re ignorant, backwards, socially inept and rude!); 3) throwing confetti with all their strength directly at people, particularly at their face. No, I’m wrong… they weren’t throwing confetti, they were hurling it like a baseball.

The remaining 5% of the people: 1% were old people that were under the same delusion that I was, that it would be a fun little festival; .04% represents the four of us; and the remaining 4.96% were the redneck hillbilly parents of the ignorant rude hillbilly children.

You wouldn’t think confetti would be painful would you? Well, I’m living proof that it is! That shit hurts!

To add insult to injury, just like every other “festival” I’ve been to in the past few years (The Sweetcorn Festival, Popcorn Festival, Sugarmaple Festival…) the theme of the festival -pumpkins- was barely made known. When I go to a PUMPKIN festival, I expect to see a goddamn ballgown made out of pumpkins! When I go to a POPCORN festival, I expect there to be popcorn falling from the fucking sky! But no, last night, there was a small vendor selling pumpkin ice cream, someone selling “pumpkin donuts” (probably bought at the local Kroger) and a farmer with a few pitiful pumpkins. The rest of the place was nothing but nasty food, deep fried until the taste was gone (and trust me, I am a fan of deep frying, when done right), cheap gaudy junk and a few carnival rides. Oh, and I forgot, a cheap wooden tree display with pumpkins sitting on it, of the type that you’d see sitting on the side of the road at some farm selling pumpkins for Halloween.

Finally, while strolling through the festival (which we only did twice, once up the street, once back down heading for the car), I was called a faggot a grand total of four times - that I heard, although I’m sure there were more - and yes, I was dressed appropriately (jeans, polo, hooded sweater) and not like a screaming sissy. (Before any of you say one word, yes, I also realize that regardless of what I’m wearing, I still just have “that look” that brings the word fag to the lips of every suppressed closeted redneck highschool boy.)

So, in essence, SKIP the Bradford Pumpkin Festival.

Let us pray that the Circleville Pumpkin Festival, which I took time off of work to go to, will be better. (I’m betting it will as we’re going during the day on a Thursday that is also a school day, which means no screaming brats and better yet no annoying fucking highschool herds roaming the streets polluting it with their angst and over-blown hormones raging.)

I know it happened some time ago, but I feel compelled to dredge it back up because it has me pretty pissed off. I speak of Mrs. Clinton’s crying episode that occurred while on the campaign trail. Now, to all the misogynists of the country, and indeed the world, this was of course just another woman making crocodile tears to get sympathy. Another common gripe of the anti-Clintons and misogynists: Why in the world would any self-respecting person vote for a person, let alone a woman, that can’t even keep her emotions in control?

Well, thank the stars, you’re about to find out! Oh, you lucky misogynists! Here’s the big secret: People actually have, and are allowed to have, emotions in their lives! Even in politics!!! I know! You’re shocked beyond belief, you just cannot understand how you managed to go through your life and not realize that until now! Don’t worry, the rest of us are just as shocked as you are about your complete lack of any sort of emotions as you’ve bumbled and blustered through your logical and rational little lives.

Speaking of rational… that’s another facet of things the critics have missed: Just because someone has emotions and is unafraid of letting them be seen doesn’t mean that person is automatically an irrational and illogical person. We humans understand and respect that you have to have rational order in your lives, so why will you not understand and respect that we have to have emotional order in ours? If you can’t deal with that, I suggest you contact Virgin for their first flight off the planet and take your heartless ass to Vulcan (shameless Star Trek reference: the Vulcans were the species that lived solely by logic and refused to allow any emotion into their lives).

I’m not saying that I’m for Clinton in this race… and there’s another gripe I have. In this and every other campaign, the MEN are always talked about by using their last name only. Obama is Obama, McCain is McCain, even the blessed holier-than-thou retard Huckabee has the Reverend dropped. But no no, not Hillary. She’s ALWAYS named by first name only. Damn bastardized media. At any rate, I’m not for Clinton in this race. I’m not really for anyone. I think it’s all going down the shithole and there’s nothing to be done anyway. But it still pisses me off and I still have a really big mouth.

In closing, I must just say this: for all you Hillary haters out there, all the misogynistic high-brows, the chauvinist bible beaters, the Limbaugh-listening sheep, get a grip and admit the truth: you don’t dislike her because of her political stance. You dislike her because she’s a woman. Actually, dislike is a bit on the mild side. You hate her because she’s a woman. So take that back to your tiny, logically ordered, rationally perfected, emotionally-handicapped world and sit and spin on it.

**Please remember boys and girls, comments are more than welcome on MsDMeanor.com, but this isn’t a democracy here. It’s totally a dictatorship. So don’t disagree with The Dictatoress or she’ll turn your disagreeing comments into messages of love and support for Hillary. **

Another HUGE pisser off-er… why is it that people feel SO fucking high and mighty that they just walk right down the middle of the isle in a parking lot? It NEVER fails… I go to the grocery and pull out of my parking space to drive home. Someone else, usually a late 20’s to mid-30’s woman who’s dressed every just so, has just gotten out of her car and proceeds in the direction of the store. Instead of staying to the right or left of the lane, near the parked cars, said person will just jaunt and saunter down the lane right in the middle! There is a huge moving vehicle aimed right at you stupid!! Don’t make yourself more of a target than you already are! You are truly tempting the fates, because they’ve chosen me as the stick to knock you over with!

Today we unveil a new category here at msdmeanor.com… PISS ME OFF! A general collection of all the crap that just pisses me off to no end.

To break in our new category, I will begin with instant messenger systems and the FUCKING MORONS that use them.

A) If you don’t like someone and you don’t want to answer them when they message you and you are very obviously online (i.e. you just signed in within the past five minutes), block them. There is no messaging system that I know of that is incapable of blocking members with whom you don’t want to have contact. If someone DOES message you and you don’t want to talk to them, take your balls out of your purse, you damn pussy and say “I’m busy” or “I don’t want to talk to you right now.”

B) If you aren’t going to be at your computer, turn your goddamn messenger OFF you fucktards!!! Instant messenger systems are just that: INSTANT! If I message you, I do NOT want to see “Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply.” If your life is so goddamn busy that you have to have your messages sent to your fucking Jesus Phone (commonly known as the iPhone), then I probably don’t need to ever message you again, and I certainly do hope that you crash into that semi-truck beside you when you’re checking your message while driving erratically down the road with a phone in your hand!