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Republicans see long-term victory in defeat on stimulus plan.

To sum it up, the “Republicans” are now saying no to anything proposed to them by anyone other than their own party strictly on principal. It has NOTHING to do with what might be good for the country, the only thing they’re interested in is what is good for them! Their only purpose is to regain lost territory, politically. Why, so they can fuck our economy’s dead corpse??

Of particular note in the article… “Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.) suggested last week that the party is learning from the disruptive tactics of the Taliban, and the GOP these days does have the bravado of an insurgent band that has pulled together after a big defeat to carry off a quick, if not particularly damaging, raid on the powers that be.” The Taliban!!! THE FUCKING TALIBAN!!! The Republican party is now taking pages from the terrorist organization which they were so vehemently against in the first place!!!!!!

It isn’t that they’re blocking the stimulus package that disgusts me (although that’s reason enough for disgust), it’s the fact that they’re blatantly doing it for political gain AND bragging about it!!!

This is what happens when your political party takes its lead from a goddamn arrogant, rude, piggish, asshole of a radio talk show host!! OH how I hate that man!

2. I’ve never puked in an establishment in which I was working, other than in the bathroom.

3. I’ve never had sexual relations of any kind in a place that I was working (and no, quick gropes down the front of someone’s pants do not count, nor do a fast fondle of a slicked-up stripper that’s wiggling his ding-a-ling in your face).

4. I’ve never passed out in the establishment in which I was working (I’ve always made it to the car before that, hallelujah).

5. Finally, and most important to recent events, I’ve never, ever deliberately pissed on the carpet in the dressing room in which I was working.

Some of you might understand, some of you might not, but I just wanted to put it out for public consumption. I might be a rotten cunt sometimes, I may even be getting older and not as interesting as I once was. But I still have some kind of simple decent respect.

As such, you should come out to see me! I’ll be joined by Daray Lorez, one of the new cast members at Aquarius, as well as Joey Winters, former Miss Ohio America.

I’m sure I’ll pull something out of the bag, since it’s my last time there for a while, so you should come on out! The weather is finally not so horrendously cold, we have a new President to celebrate, and what else do you have to do in Dayton on a Friday?

And don’t worry… I’ll still be working around here, so there will be other opportunities to see me… but that doesn’t give you an excuse not to come on Friday! hehehe

First of all, it only costs $3.99. Any cologne that only costs $3.99 probably isn’t worth the bottle in which it’s packaged.

Now, on to the truly disturbing part. This cologne, created by Burger King, is described as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Really? You have GOT to be joking. Seduction with flame-broiled meat?? What the hell???

And the final *creeped-out shudder* that I was blessed with came from this image, found on the Flame website:

Flame

*GAG!!!!!*

Yes, I understand that it’s similar to the email forwards we all got calling for people to not get gas on such and such a day in protest of the high gas prices. However, this has pointed out the major flaw in almost every “gay” campaign I’ve ever seen: there is NO unity of purpose in the slightest bit.

If there were unity, there would’ve been pamphlets in the mail, commercials on TV, ads galore on the internet… I just don’t get it. While i’ve heard plenty of people theorize about it and how effective it COULD be, this is the first time I heard about it actually happening and I didn’t hear about it until TODAY! What the hell???

A perfect example of what unification can do (as is pointed out quiet frequently by my husband) is Ohio’s recent Nazi efforts. I refer to the ban on gay marriage as well as the ban on smoking. The marriage ban was so effectively passed because the churches preached it from their pulpits and the terrified people who are convinced that society will crumble if Jane and Joan get married UNITED. There were of course many other factors in that particular one, but still, unification was the underlying reason.

As for the smoking ban, again, the people that were so boneheaded that they insist on taking away personal freedoms and hand over the wheel of the car that is their life to the government banded together to tell us all how second-hand smoke kills! (Could anyone provide a proven, blind clinical study showing that it does?? Trust me, I work in the healthcare industry and I know ALL about those studies. I’ve never even HEARD of one.)

So once again, the gays, who can’t even settle themselves to decide what color the sky is and which way is up, have fucked up. PEW I SAY! PEW! Makes me ashamed to be a gay!

For those who are unaware of who this positively hellish woman is, consider yourselves truly blessed by some higher power to have been able to avoid her noxious spew.

To call her an extreme conservative is to be seriously nonchalant about her behavior. To my mind, and many others that I know (who are liberals, moderates and conservatives), she is the very same type of extremist that has created the current politically/religiously charged situation that has taken us to war half way around the world.

She is rude, to the point where it has even been misconstrued as sarcasm or a farce. Trust that she is neither sarcastic nor farcical. She is completely serious about everything she says and believes which makes her even more unbelievable, taking into the consideration what she says and believes.

She is misogynistic, which is a true talent, as well as misanthropic . (The definition of “misogynistic” can be found here, the definition of “misanthropic” here.)

And currently, it is reported that she had to have had to have her jaw wired shut!! Praise every being that despises piggish cunts! Currently there isn’t any factional account as to why she had to have it wired shut, so one could only assume that either someone was attempting to do humankind a favor and pushed her down the stairs or that she finally lipped off to the wrong person and they gave her a good right hook to the jaw.

Of course, the down side is that now she has more time to write what she would refer to as a book (while the rest of the civilized world would call it the mad ravings of someone in need of serious mental health assistance). Then again, I’m sure they can be recycled into something useful, such as toilet paper or paper towels.

**Caveat** I did say there may be a god, but I still doubt it… unless tomorrow morning I wake to find that Rush Limbaugh has been found dead, with a four-foot dildo shoved up his bunghole after snorting coke, having been gang-banged by illegal mexican immigrant boys while under a wall sized altar to President-elect Obama. THEN I would most definitely believe in a god of some sort.