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Everyone knows that I’m carnivorous to a fault, but I think the new cologne, Flame, takes things a bit far.

First of all, it only costs $3.99. Any cologne that only costs $3.99 probably isn’t worth the bottle in which it’s packaged.

Now, on to the truly disturbing part. This cologne, created by Burger King, is described as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Really? You have GOT to be joking. Seduction with flame-broiled meat?? What the hell???

And the final *creeped-out shudder* that I was blessed with came from this image, found on the Flame website:

Flame

*GAG!!!!!*

According to this news story from the BBC, Dec 10th (today) was the “Day without Gay” protest. My problem with this is that, to my knowledge, no one but a few people in California knew about it!!

Yes, I understand that it’s similar to the email forwards we all got calling for people to not get gas on such and such a day in protest of the high gas prices. However, this has pointed out the major flaw in almost every “gay” campaign I’ve ever seen: there is NO unity of purpose in the slightest bit.

If there were unity, there would’ve been pamphlets in the mail, commercials on TV, ads galore on the internet… I just don’t get it. While i’ve heard plenty of people theorize about it and how effective it COULD be, this is the first time I heard about it actually happening and I didn’t hear about it until TODAY! What the hell???

A perfect example of what unification can do (as is pointed out quiet frequently by my husband) is Ohio’s recent Nazi efforts. I refer to the ban on gay marriage as well as the ban on smoking. The marriage ban was so effectively passed because the churches preached it from their pulpits and the terrified people who are convinced that society will crumble if Jane and Joan get married UNITED. There were of course many other factors in that particular one, but still, unification was the underlying reason.

As for the smoking ban, again, the people that were so boneheaded that they insist on taking away personal freedoms and hand over the wheel of the car that is their life to the government banded together to tell us all how second-hand smoke kills! (Could anyone provide a proven, blind clinical study showing that it does?? Trust me, I work in the healthcare industry and I know ALL about those studies. I’ve never even HEARD of one.)

So once again, the gays, who can’t even settle themselves to decide what color the sky is and which way is up, have fucked up. PEW I SAY! PEW! Makes me ashamed to be a gay!

The most vile, hate-filled, disgusting, vicious, rotten, nasty, unpleasant, bad, disagreeable, horrible, dreadful, abominable, atrocious, offensive, obnoxious, odious, unsavory, repulsive, disgusting, distasteful, loathsome, hateful, nauseating, sickening, disgraceful, appalling, sorry, shameful, dishonorable, execrable, heinous, abhorrent, deplorable, monstrous, iniquitous, nefarious, depraved, debased, contemptible, despicable, reprehensible, gross, godawful, lowdown, cunt (indeed, I believe that she is the embodiment of that powerful word!) to walk the planet at this time is none other than most-pitiful-excuse-of-an-”author”-ever Ann Coulter.

For those who are unaware of who this positively hellish woman is, consider yourselves truly blessed by some higher power to have been able to avoid her noxious spew.

To call her an extreme conservative is to be seriously nonchalant about her behavior. To my mind, and many others that I know (who are liberals, moderates and conservatives), she is the very same type of extremist that has created the current politically/religiously charged situation that has taken us to war half way around the world.

She is rude, to the point where it has even been misconstrued as sarcasm or a farce. Trust that she is neither sarcastic nor farcical. She is completely serious about everything she says and believes which makes her even more unbelievable, taking into the consideration what she says and believes.

She is misogynistic, which is a true talent, as well as misanthropic . (The definition of “misogynistic” can be found here, the definition of “misanthropic” here.)

And currently, it is reported that she had to have had to have her jaw wired shut!! Praise every being that despises piggish cunts! Currently there isn’t any factional account as to why she had to have it wired shut, so one could only assume that either someone was attempting to do humankind a favor and pushed her down the stairs or that she finally lipped off to the wrong person and they gave her a good right hook to the jaw.

Of course, the down side is that now she has more time to write what she would refer to as a book (while the rest of the civilized world would call it the mad ravings of someone in need of serious mental health assistance). Then again, I’m sure they can be recycled into something useful, such as toilet paper or paper towels.

**Caveat** I did say there may be a god, but I still doubt it… unless tomorrow morning I wake to find that Rush Limbaugh has been found dead, with a four-foot dildo shoved up his bunghole after snorting coke, having been gang-banged by illegal mexican immigrant boys while under a wall sized altar to President-elect Obama. THEN I would most definitely believe in a god of some sort.