Things I’ve never done in places that I’ve worked.
Writing by Ms. D. Meanor on Tuesday, 27 of January , 2009 at 12:19 am
1. I’ve never hit a patron of an establishment in which I was working, or an employee of the establishment for that matter. Hell, I’ve never hit ANYONE in an establishment in which I was working!
2. I’ve never puked in an establishment in which I was working, other than in the bathroom.
3. I’ve never had sexual relations of any kind in a place that I was working (and no, quick gropes down the front of someone’s pants do not count, nor do a fast fondle of a slicked-up stripper that’s wiggling his ding-a-ling in your face).
4. I’ve never passed out in the establishment in which I was working (I’ve always made it to the car before that, hallelujah).
5. Finally, and most important to recent events, I’ve never, ever deliberately pissed on the carpet in the dressing room in which I was working.
Some of you might understand, some of you might not, but I just wanted to put it out for public consumption. I might be a rotten cunt sometimes, I may even be getting older and not as interesting as I once was. But I still have some kind of simple decent respect.
Category: Miscellaneous Debris, News from the front line
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Comment by Denny
Made Monday, 2 of February , 2009 at 7:52 pm
Drunk reveler urinates on Patriots quarterback:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/gatecrasher/index.html
Breanna J, was that you? Naughty girl…
